Shahab Vaziri Yo shaun Your always talkin bout yo long penis
But we all know it's smaller than the daughters of gilbert arenas.
The funny thing he ain't got no kid
Hey where do u got osama hid?
I need u to face if
Get that damn terrorist out of ur basement.
And stop thinking ur the fresh prince of belair
Cuz ur really just that kid who wipes my ass from slumdog millionare.
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yo shahab back off my boy shaun
after all your dicks like half an ince long
talk about him havin a terrorist in his basement
thats funny i think your his replacement
when we capture him you come in
but you got nothin on this great us nation
i would say i did your mom but thats fuckin gross
dont wanna go there thats no way to boast
thats like somethin youd here in a comedy central roast
but this is all real like the father son and holy ghost
thats right christians the lord will wreck ya
send you on ur hajj all the way back to mecca
thats write you aint no rappa you aint no allah
your just some middle eastern fool who praises allah
thats right i just bombed you like you terrorist people did
so go study up on your religion from your boy muhammad
13 hours ago
Yo Gus ramminger
I'll certainly be ramming-her,
ur mom of course.
I bone her so hard
She be callin yo daddy asking him for remorse.
Now i dont go on no hajj
I leave that to ur mom who just pulled up in my garage.
Im boning her so hard that she wants to convert to a muslim,
cuz like rick ross everyday im hustlin.
and i certainely aint no allah,
but im geting that muullah
to tap ur mom, expressing her emotions
and letting her reach the heaven we call mohksha.
so make a wise decsion
dont hate the religion
hate the person within them
13 hours ago
good job shahab those rhymes are pretty nice
for a rapper whose ever spit o i dunno twice?
ya son that shits super weak like your arms
while my rhymes are hot like smoke alarms
i started this to defend my boy shaun ahmed
but its gonna finish with your rap career dead
youll be so disgraced youll never leave your room
sit in there from nine o clock at night to noon
tryin to think of rhymes to get me back
but you cant not possible my rhymes are just to black
my skills out number yours a hundred to one
like the size of the earth compared to the size of the sun
i dont know if i can even do this anymore
gonna rock your world from outside to core
this match up is david vs goliath man vs lion
totally unfair like a little leaguer vs nolan ryan
got your pitches beat by like a hundred miles per hour
your rhymes are like a nomal person mine are jack bauer
yours is a car in a snow storm mines a snow plower
your rhymes stink like vinay without a shower
o god is it even possible to be that bad
well i guess you found a way jesus christ thats sad
13 hours ago
I think we all know who wins this rap battle..
13 hours ago
but damn u guys had such foul language i might have to tattle
you gunna get a whoppin for sure, Ill be tattling to both of your moms
and while doing that, banging them like after senior prom
I stayed up late tonight and was gettin pretty bored
then i came across this entertainment that seemed like i was reading the bible 1 on 1 with my lord
nows the time i start sharing my 2 sense
about the rap battle that in england would of been sold for 2 pence
you see, the thing that brought the quality of this rap down
was the childish raps that shahab studdered out thinking he ran this town
so im sorry gus that it wasn't much of a competition
Shahab Vaziri be throwin raps around like its a junkyard while you are spittin them out at like they are first edition
This is the first time in my life i have spit
so do tell me if i should quit
12 hours ago
Garret Roscoe tattle me this,
Your just white trash who cant rap battle for shit.
So yes please quit
or let me give you a few tips
cuz for one you couldnt even land morgand ladds lips.
My rhmes are better, faster, grander
when all u can land is DJ Sanders.
Im making this short and slick
cuz im busy with your moms mouth on my dick.
your only friend is viveck
you need to hop off his nuts.
and look in a mirror for once,
you look like jaba the hut.
now i think ive insulted you enough
now thats said and done
you kcan really be a cool kid
if only you didnt laugh like someone just cut off ur dick.
its over bitch i win.
4 hours ago
yo shahab, learn to spell my name right,
said the hooker u bought for 10k last night.
You need to work on your world play,
before the secret gets our that your gay.
you talk so much about dicks that we all know its true,
might aswell accept the truth and drink some moutain dew,
cause you won't be needin your sperm anytime soon,
you should go hook up with jacob in the new moon.
Just because im not a terrorist doesn't mean I can't rap,
some white folk are good but not the guy sittin on your lap
Blow your self up and go to see your 72 peeps up there
they are all guys and will kiss you without a dare
which im sure you will love with the uttermost joy
you can live your dream and be their boy toy.
dont get so cocky that you think you win
this battle isnt close to being over, infact i think ill begin.
oh wait, is it already over?
yea thats right, i got you in the first round of red rover
3 hours ago
shaun Ahmed the only thing u gatta be worring about is ur mamma giving me head!
ow wait u already did
your just a kid with two straws for a dick
you think your all cool, you dirty little pakky
ur a screw up in school, go and fuck an iraqie
now i understand your lonley
u think matt is a g
i know u are the only
who is ridin his d
garret roscoe
like drake i have moeny to blow
cuz ur momma knows how to put on a show
you think ur black, but really your white trash
with a jew fro
your dad just looked at mee
and walked away in shame
he went to suck on thee
while i showed your mom perfect aim
tell your mom thanks
cuz i emtyed out her pussy
tell your mom thanks
cuz it was preaty fucking juice
ill stop now cuz my words is to fresh
they hit u like bullets rippin out ya flesh
3 hours ago · 
Garrett Roscoe
you look a crack head from head to toe.
If i were to blow my self up,
you would get a UPS delievery, titled "yo mamas guts"
cuz the only one sittin on my lap is ur mama
so dont be calling me osama.
You got the laugh of a hobbit and the looks of a lama.
Im writing this whille im buying a slurpee at 7-11
and when i die ill be sure to fuck all the 40 virgins in heaven
with Yo mama included.
yo rhymes are dull, dry and stupid.
3 hours ago
yo majid,
u be aint doin shit standing in the corner with half a twinkle
while i be workin my ass off breakin the other kids ankle.
we b on the same team playin these kids tying their shoe string
then u say to the other teams, "wanna make things interesting"
u do this cuz u know who u got on ur team, Mr. Tbreezy
and u know that he's gonna make winning look real easy.
While i be takin in all the sweat
its alright cuz im makin it all wet.
We make all the other teams seem like white trash
your quickly collectin all the cash.
U might be shootin a couple 3s every once in a while,
...when were winning by a fuckin mile.
Everyone knows that theres no way u can jump,
to me youre just like a damn speed bump.
Every 5 minutes your beggin me for a water break,
and i say, "you as a teammate?" what a mistake.
Now its all good cuz we be having fun,
as long as were gettin enough work done.
2 hours ago
shahab
I hope that slurpee is great
because its the last one u will drink before u pick up ur AK
you keep reverting back to my mom
yet, I already proved that you love wearing thongs
Being a noob at this game i think its a shame... See More
that the raps you produce are pretty lame
and that i have taken the lead of this beautiful game
I am the tortoise you are the hare,
you got so cocky you couldn't bare
you let me get the lead because you slipped
now you have to go to the ER cause of ur broken hip
to sum it all up i think we have a winner
and I have just eaten up for for dinner
so get out of my house before i call the cops
and go get yourself a nice cold cup of dippin dots
to eat and put on the wound,
the one that i have just harpooned
2 hours ago
Garrett Roscoe
Your rap has left me speachless
the stupidity of your rhymes are no secret.
and the reason i broke my hip
was becasue i humped ur mama to hard with my hand on her nips.
Now enough of this kids play for one day,
lets take a break on this rap sesh
and team up on that umpa lumpa,, majid zarkesh.
2 hours ago
shahab joined the rap battle cuz hes kinda dope spittin
but damn--he done brought the whole taliban with him!
your rhymes are so childish and they're never complex
you'd best step out this rap battle 'fore i sever your necks
i could freestyle the shit that you bitches be spittin
and its funny--cuz all of your shit is pre-written!
2 hours ago
I think ill team up on majid and take this truce
as a matter of fact I have alot of juice
for this kid majid
who thinks hes the shit, saying 1 rap thens hes on leave
his rap made no sense and it was childs play
compared to the great rap battle that went down today
He likes to party boy dj zack after our lunch
while zack is drinking is soda, or sometimes punch
everyone laughs and thinks it is funny
but i think the truth is he does it for money
you see, zack sanders pays him on the daily.
Majid is a stripper for those who don't know...
oh shit i think i have to go
Ill finish pounding on majid when i get back
and when i win ill make him stuff his face with a big-mac
unless he now wants to quit
because of the hurtful yet beautiful rap that i have just started to spit.
so now i will leave with a bang
and when i get back ill own majids rap that will be lame
majid if you want to start rappin,
you better be sure that you want to mess with the noob
thats raps leave your pants with crap in them... now shabab i think it is your turn, i just phoned a friend
to make majids life a dead end
2 hours ago
Shahab Vaziri rapping? fuck that ima end this quick
Then yo mamas pussy i gotta lick
Bitch your in my shadow like Marcus to Michael Vick
You think your so tough but you only got 3 friends
Your rhymes are shit i cant even comprehend, as for your rhymes, ima detremend
But i like shahin hes pretty chill, your rhymes im guna kill, see ur like vivek and im phil
And phil either its loria, novaki, or mun, you cant rap go eat a kabob son, your rap carrer is a one and done
Like i said bitch go eat a kabob, shudnt majid be giving you a blow job?
You definetly got your rhymes from a book, you dont wanna retaliate your too shook. Your unibrows so big errebody gotta look.
And stare i cant see your forhead, its full of hair.
Man your too hairy, ur mad cuz i sucked ur moms tits which were dairy
REmember when you fucking made up girls so you could get me and shumways props? you rhymes are so bad u shud be in handcuffs and cops
Sierra wont even give you the time of the day on the bus, who told you you could fuck with me garret and gus?
Your not a rapper ur a fag you think your me, gus, aj or mitch?
Fuck it your an iranian, weak, soccerplaying bitch
43 minutes ago
you guys all suck ass
u go tick for tack
thinkin you guys are the bomb
little do you know u suck more than shahabs mom
40 minutes ago
Now shaun I understand your angry
But there’s bigger troubles to see
Like garretts surrender
To the alimighty me
now Garrett, your rymes are like your face
Full of disgrace
I understand your poor
But no need to embarace your race
U pick up pennies at costcos door
Ur a regular roscoe, and nothing more
I understand your rath
But get back on path
For shahab has beat you
You even worsen then the burning of Timbuktu
I understand your lame
So just pull out of the game
You’re driving your parents insane
put on your shoes
Run far away
Unless you want me to f u
A little more
Then that that has already been done
I think enough has been said
The judges have spoken
Now don’t get all red
Cuz the beast has been awoken
14 minutes ago · 
quality majid i like it
13 minutes ago
Yo shaun i must say ur rapping is a fucking fluke
us persians arent the ones with the fucking nukes.
and i think ill enjoy my time with my JV boys,, dont deny
cuz we can have a good time without getting high.
Now you need to hop off of phils cock
all u can say is "phil loria, you rock!"
Now im gonna make this short and to the point
your gonna grow up to be a hobo on the streets smoking that joint
along with ur boys gus and mitch
but when i grow up i will actually have a niche.
if u dont know, that means i will have a house and a job
i just ate u like a fucking corn on the cob.
2 minutes ago
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u having a nice house and job? ok good job with all your honor codes
ur the once whol be lookin for food on the roads
why dont i take ur ass in bball like i have since 4th grade
ur mad cuz u aint got pussy laid
Im stomping on ur ass like its the fucking crusades
And ok ive smoked but only once
on this battle i make u look like a fucking dunce
And u got issues u a chronic liar, u got fired and majid was hired, gus' rhymes were on fire, like 3's from john scheyer, your rhymes are weak like blocks from stephon heyer
Remember gf hoops u were backed up, now when u rhyme u still get smacked up
Hey buddy everything ive said is true, and you know it
if you u got a dick doctor he cudnt even grow it
1 minutes ago
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14 minutes ago
aight shaun ur rhymes are loose, lets call it a truce
cuz this rap battle has made me look like a doucher.
its the end: no ones a winner or loser.
3 minutes ago
shahab vaziri we can agree this has gone to far
ill admit ur rhymes are pretty bizzare
now lets chill, sip somethin, and puff a cigar
who knew u cud rap
now we put u on the map
3 minutes ago
about an hour ago
hahahaha that was so great, except for majid you suck ass
17 minutes ago
sid stop sniffing curry cuz its making your vision blurry
im the greatest rapper alive,
only the best survive and i will thive,
you must have been deprived,
cuz i never seen you even get a high five
feel me vive bitch
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